The
O.I.C. of Howstrake was Major G.C.Keen (RNSM) who had a big
nose and a large moustache, giving him a somewhat fierce expression
- which probably helped in his dealings with us! His assistant
was the inimitable Lt. 'Doc' Compton, a source of many amusing
and some hilarious anecdotes such as 'The Disappearing Conductor',
'Pulling the String' and 'A' Company C.O. (Perhaps others
know of some of these and could contribute their versions?)
Shore Leave, as it was known from the moment we joined, was
available from 1 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays and expired
at 10 p.m. The 'Manx Electric Railway' ran right past the
camp and was the easiest way to get into Douglas, the largest
town. The electric railway bore a strong resemblance to trams
used anywhere else, except that the lines were at the side
of the road - not in the centre of it. It ran between Douglas
and Laxey and one end of the line was at the Howstrake end
of Douglas's lengthy promenade. Sod's Law ensured that the
busy centre of the town was right at the other end and the
pre-war horse-drawn trams had long ceased running. The prom
was lined with hundreds of large terraced houses which had
previously housed happy bucket and spade holidaymakers. Now,
well cocooned in barbed wire, many were being used to house
specialist service units. Some of them were POW camps for
German prisoners and some became R.N. 'ships'! (concrete dreadnoughts.)
One group of three houses (suitably honeycombed with connecting
doors) was HMS Valkyrie, a radar training school. My older
brother was instructing there for a while. I sometimes called
in on him to sample his bottled rum ration!
Following the tram's arrival at its terminus, the eager mass
of Band Boys emerged from the terminal and streamed along
the seafront towards the fleshpots of the town. Whilst not
exactly flush with money (I think at that time I was getting
8 shillings a week, but I could be wrong), prices were low
and tightly controlled so what we did have went quite a long
way. My usual Saturday run ashore was typical of most of the
boys and went much as follows - First call would be at a cake
shop where I always purchased two custard tarts, receiving
them in a brown paper bag. It was then straight to one of
the town's cinemas to catch the matinee. It didn't much matter
what was showing but the programme would typically consist
of a news bulletin, a cartoon or two, a not very long minor
film (known as a 'B' film) and then the main feature. We would
sit there, warm and comfortable, munching on our custard tarts,
cakes, buns etc., carefully keeping the paper bag for a long-established
special purpose. Love scenes of those days were very reserved
and sanitised, but no matter what the subject matter, there
was always at least one 'steamy' moment. Unsuspecting patrons
would be sitting absorbed in the film, as the hero and heroine's
lips moved towards the kiss. Had anyone been listening for
it, at that moment there would be surreptitious rustling and
sounds of exhaled breath, followed, at the exact moment lips
met, with bangs and pops from all over the cinema as we burst
our inflated paper bags. Angry protests would sometimes erupt
from a few startled patrons, but the management never tried
to stop it, as long as the habit remained confined to matinees
only. After all, Band Boys will be Band Boys!
The
film over, it was time to head for the 'Sally Gash', more
properly known as the Salvation Army Canteen, where good-hearted
and worthy ladies provided at a minimal price the ammunition
necessary to fill young stomachs. Sausage, chips, baked beans,
fried eggs with tea and a slice of bread. Wonderful stuff.
Replete for once, we would then retrace our steps and head
for one of the other cinemas, just in time for the evening
session. That finished (and no paper bags) we would emerge,
this time into the black-out and (some of us, dare I admit
it?) head for a pub known for its laxity in enforcing the
minimum age laws. The phrase "if you're old enough to
be in uniform, you're old enough to drink" was commonplace
during the war. A quick pint or half-pint later (depending
on the state of finances) and it was to the fish and chip
shop to purchase a goodly newspaper-wrapped packet of hot
chips. Especially appreciated in winter with the wind howling
in off the sea, the packet, tucked inside our greatcoats,
would keep us warm as we munched chips all the way along the
'prom' back to the tram terminal. Once there it was time for
some fun and games with the local 'bad' girls. There would
usually be at least four or five and were known as P.T's.(you
work it out). They would lead a lad on and then run off just
when things got interesting. Some of them had picturesque
and self-descriptive nicknames. 'The Onchan Basher' and 'Laxey
Lou' still spring to mind.
Musical Instruction was something of a 'hit or miss' affair
with the instructors being mostly band NCOs who were between
appointments to ships or depot bands. However, their obvious
instrumental skills did not necessarily make them good teachers.
This system of training was well entrenched and, all things
being considered, remarkably effective. In good weather, instrumental
classes would be held outdoors. At other times different classes
would be in our rooms and the training rooms. Larger groupings
and 'voluntary' orchestras used the main hall. R.N. Education
officers ('Schoolies') tried their best to fill in the gaps
(sometimes quite large) in our general education. These gentlemen
were mostly ex-civilian teachers, in uniform for the duration
of the war. One notable exception was Schoolie Gibson. He
was a highly qualified university graduate who had volunteered
to serve in the RM Commandos, which he had done with distinction
until, during the early part of the invasion of Europe, he
had been heavily shelled and was consequently badly 'shell-shocked'.
After treatment he was invalided from the RM, and given a
commission in the RN as a schoolteacher. Mentally he was a
near genius and had a prodigious photographic memory. Every
now and then his battle trauma would manifest itself in class
and in the middle of a sentence he would suddenly cower and
make very realistic sound effects of incoming artillery and
mortar shells. After a few minutes he would recover and continue
as though nothing had happened. We all thought that he was
wonderful. Apart from his strictly teaching duties he also
looked after travel arrangements for the boys at leave times.
In those far off days, railways covered the British Isles
and, wherever a boy lived, there would be a station not far
away. There was a well-known, very thick publication known
as 'Bradshaws' which had detailed timetables for every railway
in the country. Schoolie Gibson had memorised the lot and,
if asked (for example) how to get from Fleetwood (the mainland
IOM ferry terminal in those times) to some obscure village
station, he would pause for a moment's thought and then give
you the exact route and times of the appropriate trains, including
any alternatives. We often tried to catch him out, but never
did. He was a 'wiz' and I am sure that others could confirm
these abilities. Another display of his brain and memory power
was in the field of music. He could play the piano quite competently,
if not quite expertly. Where his expertise came in was learning
the complete score of a piano concerto - without having a
piano before him! Give him the score and he would study and
analyse it, memorising every note. Then, later, when at a
piano, he would play the concerto quite accurately, although
possibly a little lacking in the musical expression that only
comes from physical practice. His brain power was almost unbelievable.
I wonder what became of him?